Thursday, August 14, 2008

My Perfect Match

Before I sleep, this someone always makes attempts to be in my mind. OK, I am fooling around. It’s me that always keep this someone in my mind. I just can’t help myself. He is heaven to me. I have those butterflies in my stomach just to hear his name buzzing in my head and my mind and my heart. (Gedik, belajar pun tak habis lagi, haisyy, Shame on me.) There was one night that I could not sleep, I have tried so hard to sleep and still I was not able to sleep. That led me to boredom, that I was bored to death and so, I turned back my computer on and browsed through the net and look at me, I've found something which is interesting to me. (I’ve bumped into this site before, but it seems even more attractive now.) It's an application that enables you to key in your name and your partner's to see the potential likeability of you and your partner, to see how well that you and your partner suit each other. I've browsed thru that "love calculator" too, but it's just too boring, too stereotype. This one is a brand new thing I bet. It allows you to find your perfect match if you are about to marry one [though I know that I will always be your perfect match, in any way, my dear Mr.] Thus, I keyed in that Mr’s name and mine and look at me darling, we perfectly complement each other! I'm so glad that I found such a wonderful application. I am certain that you want to know what it says about me and that Mr.

There appears a love shape with 99% next to it. [and it’s 99 ok. I repeat people, it’s 99. And what would you ask more?] And then it says
" Congratulations Mr.! You and Syaira are the perfect match! You will live happily for a few months and then Syaira will stab you in your sleep, and you will die without any pain. I told you, your relationship is really nice. I mean, what can a man demand more than a death without pain? Maybe some crisps? Mmmm, crisps, really tasty shit, isn't it? Oh, and some good old coke as well. God, I'm off to drink coke and eat crisps. Oh, and we cannot forget some juices. Icecold juices, mmmm. Oh, I'm sorry, I almost forgot you. Ah well, you die, I eat crisps. Fair enough, huh? Oh, die without any pain, don't forget that."

Isn't that cool people? hehs. Seriously, I do think it’s cool, cool enough to amuse me and I ended up sleeping at 4.30 a.m. late enough to let me to get that panda eyes in the morning (is it what you call it when you get that dark circles around your eyes?) and made me being semi conscious in the counseling class that morning *sigh* (this internet connection seriously could put you into troubles if you do not utilize it wisely, like what I did, like what I always do. So beware of your internet connection or u might end up like me, sitting for hours browsing thru nothing for almost everyday!)

[note: I put the real name in that column of "the guy" and "the girl" and there are some changes that I purposely made to make it parallel with my values like the "juices" is actually the "beers" and "God" instead of "Jesus" but the rest would be exactly what it says. And the URL? I am not telling! nanananana~~]


nayy,, kidding!
kindly visit http://www.heavygames.com/checkyourmatch/playgame.asp

7 comments:

Zafwan Zakaria said...

that's some bullcrap, i mean the calculator thingy.

anyway, i'm sure there's a line of guys wondering who the heck was that 'Mr'.

and i'm not on that line, obviously.

eat my short.

haha.

QaSiyh said...

kakak...
tell me that abang name's...
hahaha...

SyAhiRah LaLAla said...

to zoph: haish,,there's no such line pun la. or do u want to form one? :P obviously a NO from u,,i know,,i read minds u know :P tq4dropping by and reading my kemengarutan itu ;)

to qasiyh: do u really want to know the name?hehehe. tq4dropping by too adik. n tq4the tips too.i'll try my best to give it a try ;)

~miss zaza~ said...

hahahah
kak shiro!!!!
i pom nak tau the name of dat abang...
~ngeee

SyAhiRah LaLAla said...

hahahah. u want to know? really he's a sweetheart darling to me. noname :P kita exchange rahsia mahu? ;)

Syuraini said...

I bet only me knows dat guy am I darling??

SyAhiRah LaLAla said...

my darling rain,,sure kah kamu? *smug*